You know you're a student midwife when:

You can talk about vaginas, tears and placentas over dinner without vomiting, You can survive a 12hr shift on just tea and chocolates, your bladder has a 5 litre capacity, you have been covered in at least 3 bodily fluids, you threaten anyone who mentions it being 'quiet', you admire people with 'great veins' in supermarkets, you have planned your weekends off for the next two years and the only way to measure centimetres is to spread your fingers apart. ;)